Then I started menopause and the lump got bigger from the "hormonees." It started to grow. All my life, I had a lump at the back of my neck, right here. "In Greek school, where I learned valuable lessons such as: "If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine, how soon will they marry?" - Toula All the time! Like, you never just have a minute alone, just to think! Cause we're always together, just eating, eating, eating! The only other people we know are Greeks, cause Greeks marry Greeks to breed more Greeks, to be loud breeding Greek eaters!" - Toula And everybody is in each other's lives and business. Just twenty-seven first cousins alone! And my whole family is big and loud. So, you have two cousins, I have twenty-seven first cousins. And then my aunt Voula forks the eyeball and chases me around with it, trying to get me to eat it, cause it's gonna make me smart. "So, what happens is my dad and uncles, they fight over who gets to eat the lamb brain. "Yes! Get married! Make babies! You look so.old!" - Gus "If nagging were an Olympic sport, my Aunt Voula would win a gold medal!" - Toula
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